STOP IT, self-help manatee. I actually just cried because of LAST MONTH.
Thank you, self-help manatee. I needed that.
This is just beautiful.
I love this meme
Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff
Check yo titties
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Colbert is a fucking patriot and I love him.
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There are problems in this universe for which there are no answers. Nothing. Nothing can be done.Frank Herbert, “Dune Messiah”
Great Quick Story:
A Little Girl Wanted to go to Disneyland to Meet Snow White. This little girl believed Snow White would help her make her dream come true. Her Dream was to see her Daddy come home from Afghanistan doing his tour in the Marines.
She met Snow White who took her to the Wishing Well and Snow White told her to make her wish and close her eyes and wish real strong…. When she opened up her eyes, her Daddy Magically appeared.
No Better place to make this happen than Disneyland.oh man :’(
this is adorable, could not not reblog.
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crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
I have learned all I need to know about 50 Shades of Grey thank you tumblr
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when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
The last year my dad was alive he couldn’t keep down much food cause of chemo and stuff and he ate these all the time so now I call them Cancer Fries and they make me sad.
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