when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself
I can’t stop laughing
kevinjonas: new dad fun
For my Canadians
oh my god
Misato, who has been previously hired by her High School to rid their auditorium of pigeons, asserts that her falcon, Momotaro, will get the job done.
“The falcon is a divine punishment against crows. When their eyes meet the glare of the falcon, they will definitely not return” she says without a single doubt in her mind.
Japan’s Schoolgirl Falconer Is Incredibly Badass [Japanator]
that quote omfg lmao
Lyle and his crew have seen some things. Dark things. Messed up things. No more basement grades from ol’ Lyle and the gang. Never again. Not after last time.
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.